King Abbasi

Some know him as the myth. Others the legend. I personally know him as the MAN.

Man 1. "guys have you heard the story about King Abbasi?"

Man 2. "Yes, ive heard that he have sold sand to a man in sahara"

Man 3. "I've heard that he can bench a car"

The man. The myth. The Legend.

by TheLegend1253721 September 24, 2019

Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023

Wolf King

One true alpha leader who leads their pack but irl is a short man who thinks he is the main character

The Wolf King howls and calls the pack on the night of a full moon.

by Skibidi Rizz Gyat in Ohio June 13, 2024

Ryker King

Ryker King is in fact a king... a king at sucking phat cock!

"Ryker king is acting a little fruity."

by Crippleddwarf 69 June 12, 2018

King of the GomightyBJis GomightyDJis ⚡️

The supreme benningfield junior ruler and inventor of all flesh and relbjalood flesh and relbjalud the MuaHLONNBE of all Akfrubeils and the reLBJaTiVE reLDJaTiVE and the relbjamonic reldjamonic and the FELBJraTiVes FeLBJaTiVES and FeLBJashe's and DOUBJRULE and the universe's by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

Iam king of the gomightybjis gomightydjis ⚡️. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior MARCH 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 6, 2023

Salad King

Consumer of Thicc female booty. Likely to be a guy named Dalton or Stephen.

That Dalton is a Salad king, he eats ass. Good for him.

by Jaggediron May 11, 2022

DIMPLE KINGS

These are employees who leave dimples or (dents) in the product they working on and thinks it looks good

The dimple kings here at work were trained by KING DIMPLE himself and and now it has cost us to lose customers

by The4 deers March 11, 2019