Reverse step kid

Your ex’s kid.

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily, will be a big sister and I’ll have a reverse step kid.

by nutella137 July 16, 2020

scrawny kid syndrome

A high schooler who thinks they are big because small muscles show through them because of there fast metabolisms. But they in fact struggle at large amounts of weight.

Eugene has scrawny kid syndrome.

by KALEITE99 November 3, 2017

blonde lacrosse kid

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017

Haha stupid kid

A way to make fun of children who are playing in the middle of the street (even if it’s not allowed to drive there with the car)

*child plays innocently with their toy tractor on the street*
Person driving: “Haha stupid kid”
*child is scared*

by monstersaas June 2, 2023

Hospice care kid

An adult child who is expected to care for their deadbeat parent(s) at the end of their life/lives when said deadbeat parent(s) didn't take care of their now adult child(ren) when they were young and needed a parent(s).

Adult child: "I can't believe that I'm forty and my deadbeat dad is finally in my life, but only because he expects me to be his hospice care kid and financially care for him in his old age. Where was he when me and my siblings were young and needed a father?"

by chickadee1107 February 12, 2023

Emo chip kid

An emo kid (usually named chandler) who has eaten chips once in life

Bro emo chip kid is swaggy

by BIGD1CKCH1K April 28, 2022

70's kid

A person who spent most of his/her childhood in the 1970s decade.

"I was under 12 in the 70s, so I was a 70's kid." - Someone born in the late 1960s

by Ryan900USAYT October 13, 2022