Bean

A fake friend. Aka snake or a plastic human being.

Nah you fake, been hangin round the beans

by JoeGreen November 26, 2018

string beaning

The combining of beans by a string that are used as Anal Beads.

All the kids these days are string beaning instead of using Anal beads.

by Rowbaretow February 26, 2014

Bean

Being a bean is not only a term used to describe someone being a dick or asshole, it's also a lifestyle. Being a bean means a lot of things, for example "Ronan" says that he is going to hang out with his friends but, he decides to be a BEAN and stay inside. Being a bean is something you don't want to be, as it makes you well, a bean. Bean can also be used in the sense of being "beany" where someone is acting like a bean making them beany.

Person 1: Are you coming gym after school?
Person 2: Nah bro I have to wait for the new Carti drop.
Person 1: Don't be a bean man!

by VRonUrban February 26, 2025

bean boosh

verb, to get high and roast someone

My baby bean booshed me so hard the other night, I couldn’t even use my bed right.

by HeatBar May 8, 2021

Beaned up

When a female becomes aroused, causing clitoris enlargement.

He’s so fine *bites bottom lip*… got me all beaned up!

by Thomas The Great May 9, 2024

Bean Curd

Is used as a comedic insult or when someone/something is being a idiot or as something you call people for no and it can also mean the food Tofu.

Sorry guys my internet is being a Bean Curd
(Or) Hello bean curds

by RoccoTaco0 October 31, 2021

Bean Scoop

When an uncircumcised man sticks his dick in a pot of beans using his foreskin as a scoop. Then feeds it to another man.

Billy and I watched Broke Back Mountain, and then we bean scooped each other.

by Palehorse28 August 14, 2025