Cocky Want Boing Boing

The phrase 'Cocky want boing boing' is an age old saying, utilised by one who feels a strong, overwhelming urge to produce offspring on the setting of a gorgeous veil of sand.

"at the beach - where the hoes at?
cocky want boing boing!"

by room167801 June 4, 2024

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

chocolate onion boil

when a girl has a shitty booty hole and a shitty pussy

“girl why do I lowkey like the smell of my chocolate onion boil”

by Iheartbuffgurls July 14, 2025

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

Poppity pop wippa wizza zam boing barngaloo!

Mostly said while someone is either having a stroke or is low iq

“Poppity pop wippa wizza zam boing barngaloo!”
“Yes I am afraid your son is having a stroke”

by Bagel donut December 18, 2023

Listening to Coldplay with the Bois

An excuse to give your girlfriend/s.o. so you can go out and cheat with your head of HR mistress.
Works great if you're a CEO of a company.

"Hey babe, where are you? You havent been responding to my calls/texts."

"Oh baby I'm just out listening to Coldplay with the bois! I'll be back soon."

by Mrs.Nezbit2294 July 18, 2025

ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.

EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)

by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011