Dirty Pelayo

A dirty Pelayo is a practice used by many white men where they dress and act like an alcoholic gentleman from the 1920's in order to attract women with daddy issues. This practice is used exclusively to attract Latina girls, which make it extremely risky to use, as they can result in a Crazy Latina incident.

-Dude un gonna Smash that Puerto Rican girl for sure, I'm gonna pull the good ol' Dirty Pelayo on her
-Ok but be aware dude, we can't afford another crazy Latina incident like last year's

by AsteroidBussy69 August 24, 2021

Dirty Itamar

Masturbated over a fictional character which could be mistaken for a nine years old child

He pulled quite the Dirty Itamar on Venti from Genshin Impact

by Tomato36 August 31, 2021

Dirty Joss

The sexual act of having an orgasm while sounding like Gary Neville when he commentated on the 2012 champions league semi-final. While singing the word “Bovril”

He sounded like a Dirty Joss last night

by cm9884 May 18, 2021

Dirty Julian

A guy that Girls don't like to share , he knows how to rock your world !

Thats a Dirty Julian right there !

by Love 123456789 June 28, 2021

Dirty Bird

'A girl who usually appears innocent, often having a private school background, but who is ultimately ten times dirtier than any other girl out there. She revels in being a sort of 'secret slut' and only very few know about her slutty behaviour. She enjoys most sexually activities, especially those that others find out of bounds and has most likely engaged in sex with multiple men. In short, she is filthy.'

'That girl Zoe is a right dirty bird, last night she came round to my house and sucked off me and my best mate before letting us both take her from behind'

by Filthy Boy January 1, 2008

Dirty Steve

The act of buying multiple Swifer wet jets and bungee chords and inserting the bungee chords into your girl's butt-hole and mouth. Then proceeding to hang her from a high speed ceiling fan and turning it on. Finally take the Swifer wet jets you bought and, like a spear, aim to throw them into her vagina. This is a very widely practiced sex move today and you should try it.

"Why are there holes in the wall?"
"I'm still working on my aim when it comes to the Dirty Steve"

by DS-Dirty Steve October 18, 2012

Dirty Juan

The Puerto Rican version of the Dirty Sanchez, when a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis and rubs it on the girls upper lip leaving a moustache. could also be defined as when a male fingers a female's ass and wipes the reminants on the female's upper lip.

Laura was pissed and yelled at Manuel "don't ever give me a dirty Sanchez again", and Manuel replied I am Puerto Rican bitch, that was a Dirty Juan!

by laukerp August 3, 2009