E Girl Syndrome

A disease that teen males between 14 to 19 can contract by meeting a girl online. When infected the victim will have their penis chopped off by the e girl.
Immunity is League of Legends and or Runescape with cow genocide

Man his e girl syndrome got his PP cut off

by PepsiGromp August 25, 2019

Lavender Town Syndrome

When Pokemon Red and Green were released,there were some things that kids would do after hearing the Lavender Town Theme.What happened were these: Obstructive sleep apnea, severe migraines, otorrhagia, tinnitus.
General irritability, insomnia, addiction to videogame, nosebleeds. Developed into violent streaks against others and eventually himself.
Cluster headaches, irritability. Eventually took mixed painkillers.
Migraines, sluggish and slow behaviour, unresponsiveness. Developed into deafness, and went missing. Bodies discovered beside roads April 20 1996.
And a peak of deaths(Suicides)by kids ranging in ages 7-18

Children have died while hearing the Lavender Town Syndrome

by kokovo12 November 25, 2010

flush toilet syndrome

1. the act of refusing to flush the toilet at night of various reasons ie. waking people

2. an unexplained fear common in children who fear monsters shall attack from the bowl and will try and make distance as quick as possible between them and the toilet

3. a paranoia of the flushing toilet masking sounds of screams and footsteps. ie being attacked but screaming doesn't help as flushing to loud

"i totally had a flush toilet syndrome last night, i completely freaked"

by Dan Bennellick March 28, 2008

platinum pussy syndrome

This serious mental affliction occurs when a female is under the false impression that her vagina ALONE has powers that surpass all other women on earth in the ability to keep a man. Also known as PPS

Most groupies & gold diggers suffer from platinum pussy syndrome, till those divorce papers roll through

by CBeezy74 April 13, 2016

Old Milwaukee Syndrome

A description of something or someone that when totally optimized is still complete crap. The expression originates from the advertising campaign for Old Milwaukee Beer: despite the beer being only barely better that drinking pond water, its slogan was "It just doesn't get any better than this!"

John:"What's up with your front yard?"
Ben: "I know, I've spent the last three weekends weeding, fertilizing, mowing, trimming . . . and it still looks like a dirt lot."
John: "Another case of Old Milwaukee Syndrome, it just doesn't get any better than this."

by olsongt October 21, 2009

Scrappy Doo Syndrome

When the makers of a television show decide that adding a cute kid to the cast will make the ratings of the show go up. This normally is not the case. Comes from the fact that Scrappy Doo supposedly made to entire Scooby Doo cartoon get cancelled

Examples:
The Cosby Show- Olivia
Smurfs- The Smurflings
Scooby Doo- Scrappy Doo
The Brady Bunch- Cousin Oliver

by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 30, 2004

camel toe syndrome

The slang term for the sometimes cronic condition affecting the genital region specifically in women and officially listed in medical references as "dromedary tarsal phalanxosis"

...the patient in question, having a 47 inch girth and a substantially prominent mons-pubis, had somehow managed to force herself into a pair of size 2 capri pants resulting in the onset of lateral pelvic running-boardititis accompanied by a terminal case of dromedary tarsal phalanxosis, otherwise known as "camel toe syndrome".

by A. Mike. J. August 17, 2006