Aussie Hot Pocket

Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass

We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass

We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

Alabama Hot Pocket

It is when during sex you shit in a Females vagina and you proceed (optional) to fuck it with your dick or fingers.

Naw bro, I can’t go to the party. I will be giving Jessica and Alabama Hot Pocket

by Go fuck yourself, bitch! January 20, 2021

urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.

Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket

by SK2316 January 26, 2021

sandy hot pocket

When you see a super loose slutty girl on a beach and her pussy lips are hanging out so far you can see them. You dip your toe in the sand and shove it up her pussy

Some thot over there lips were hanging out so I gave her the sandy hot pocket

by Señor Epstein February 4, 2021

Alabama Hot Pocket

When you poop in her vagina and slosh it all up with your dick

I gave Angela an Alabama Hot Pocket.

by lolkiller21 February 8, 2021

Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket

A Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket is not your ordinary pocket. This is Outta Pocket.

Boiled in water at a temp of 420, this hot pocket shall burst into the water. This creates a perfect pond of what ever flavor you have chosen. Imagine it now, two cups of boiling sausage egg and cheese water, while a loaf of bread floats at the top. After boiling for 69 seconds, it is time to dive into this magnificent body of water. Enjoy the sogginess of the bread as the sausages get stuck in your teeth.

Samuel: "Man.. i sure am hungry. What's that you got there kev?"
Kevin: "oh nothing... Just a Hard-Boiled Hot Pocket.. that's right... HARD BOILED"

by Kbaezmaster1 March 20, 2021