Shaking like a shitting dog

(verb)- the act of shaking and shivering as a direct result of "demons" brough on by a massive weekend of drinking and or drugs.

Bru, your brother is not in a good way. When i saw him he was shaking like a shitting dog!

by 6mboyjam August 16, 2018

Miss you like a cancer

No one is going to miss you.

When I get out of prison I'm going to miss you like a cancer.

I'm going to miss this joint like a cancer

by Akmhal86 September 25, 2019

wish like a fat girl

The desperate way of wishing for something that will not happen because the wisher does not have enough self-discipline.

Betty: Oh, Carlene! I really hope that Graham calls me! He's just so dreamy!
Carlene: Betty! Get real! He's from the good part of town. You truly wish like a fat girl!

by von groovy June 9, 2017

I Like Making Crafts

The specialist kid in resource that just sits at the back doing his/her retarded thing. And says “I like making crafts”

Hugh made his craft in resource, while the whole time repeating to everyone in the room. “I like making crafts” as Brooke took his anal virginity

by TheOG Jeff February 28, 2018

tight like I'm two

a really tight pum pum

omg he asked how tight I am and I said I'm tight like I'm two lmao

by momomarsssss February 14, 2018

chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.

what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know

by crumbledown October 28, 2019

do you like chicken

what teenage boys who can’t pull say to lesbians minding their own business

“I’m gonna say some annoying shit hold on.”
“Do you like chicken?”

by ilovemilfs23 January 22, 2021