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John

Person 1: "Hi, John!"
John: "Hi!"
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Flap John

A baked "pan" "cake" popular in Saskatoon, Canada. Often made by trappers in the early days. A mixture consisting of hard tack, wampum and dried chit baked in a coal fired oven and covered with Roseberry gravy.
They are serving Flap Johns at Shanna and Wade's Humber!
by Rooby Pots December 10, 2013
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Johned

Complete and utter destruction of something or someone
I just Johned the shit out of my girlfriend at cup pong earlier.
by anonymous October 7, 2020
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Johns Disease

A disease caused by the act of using your own shit as lotion to jerk off.
Damn I think he has Johns Disease
by 1153011 March 20, 2019
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John

John.
by tarshboy69 May 31, 2021
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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.
John Phone is calling, wyd?
by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024
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