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Knife Guy

The star of awful r/2sentence2horror jokes, used to portray a murderer.
“I sure hope nobody stabs me with a knife this wonderful Sunday morning!”

“Shing shing”, said knife guy.
by EvilDude628 January 29, 2024
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Fat guy

A long ass time. Used when something really hasn’t been done in a while.
“Yo I haven’t seen you in forever. It’s been a fat guy.”
by zrose19 December 17, 2023
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Nacho guy

Usually a greasy gas station smelling guy who's teeth is always crammed with nacho cheese and salsa if you see him in the movie theater which is his natural habitat dont sit next to him
Person 1: damn that smell of nachos is making me feel a certain way let's get some from him.
Person 2: nah haven't you heard he has a metal plate in his jaw and he uses it to knock out people who try stuff like that! Dont even test nacho guy!
by The knowledgeable August 2, 2022
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Family Guy writers

A derogatory name given to TV shows or movies that have memebers of Family Guy or replicate it's humor.
"Yep this show definitely has Family Guy writers."

"Dude that new show looks shitty."

"What did you expect? The dude that made it was a Family Guy writer"
by BarkLark February 19, 2023
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Hot Guy

A hot guy consists of Ian Somerhalder, Paul Wesley, and basically the whole Vampire Diaries cast other than Zach Roerig.
"Damn, did you see that hot guy's interview?"
"Which one?"
by obsessedwith_tvd June 10, 2021
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guy in the mirror

1- The one guy that is always unbearable. He's a terrible person with matching social skills. He doesnt pay his taxes and is always the weirdest person in your friend group.

2- A "funnier" way of reffering to yourself or to the person youre having a conversation with.
Example 1: The guy in the mirror is the reason i'm paying the stundent loan!

Example 2: - Who has eaten my chips?
- It was the guy in the mirror i always see...
by Crimsonier25 October 19, 2022
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Guy Best friend

A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl bestie: guy bestie ur the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
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