tit the cunt

When you reboot a server or computer

Billybob: Dennis my server doesn't seem to be responding where do I start?
Dennis: Please tell me you have already tit the cunt, I can't deal with your level of stupidity any more!

by Go55y May 13, 2021

Tap tit monday

As there is a slap ass Friday, there is now a tap tit Monday all you do is tap their tit (if they are a girl)

“Hey Sarah!” *taps tit*

“Ow what was that for?!”
“It’s tap tit Monday!”

by A bitch that makes holidays March 18, 2020

Tits

Two small birds called tits.

Dude, look at those tits!

Dude, w0t?

Those birds!

Damn, you just ruined my life.

by NightmarishStudios July 24, 2018

Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023

Tits in the sink

Coined by the UKs leading deer shooting expert.

A phrase used to describe the process of getting on with tasks deemed hard work to the average man.

Example, dragging out Norfolk red deer after being shot with a copper projectile and associated larder duties. That’s truly getting your tits in the sink.

Don’t think about it, get your tits in the sink and crack on

by guy_the_rev December 23, 2022

Milky mummy tits

When breasts are enlarged due to milk production during pregnancy.

“My girlfriend is pregnant”
Drage: “corr, send us a pic of those milky mummy tits”

by Drages11 December 4, 2020

Tit oi

A calling in Vietnamese to a kid or teenager, mostly used as a derogatory fashion to make fun of that person's looks or size

zook: i think someone is calling

decka: tit oi fuck, come here quickly!

by Soul oi July 14, 2024