Goblin Box

A box for when you have the habit of collecting random things off the ground (usually shiny things) and hoard them.

"I just found a bottle cap!"
"into the goblin box it goes!"

by Rat Dad August 12, 2019

Box

A garbage person. Someone who is trash

Person 1: Damn who’s that over there?
Person 2: oh that’s Matt. Don’t bother talking to him, he’s such a box.

by Ex-Mellowz August 13, 2019

Chin boxing

Sucking dick. Punching balls with your chin.

Your girlfriend enjoys chin boxing so much, my ball sack is bruised.

by Psychobalz August 29, 2019

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.

Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"

by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019

Moving Boxes

A unit of weight to be used in lieu of traditional standards when attempting to spread false information, fear monger or mislead another into believing the mass of an object is much greater. One moving box (1mbs) is equal to 0.75lbs, 12oz, 0.340194kb, 0.3 courics or 1 large potato.

"I've held an AR-15 in my hand, it is as heavy as ten boxes that you might be moving." - Representative Sheila Jackson Lee

I've already lost 2 moving boxes this week!

by BlackS3ven AkA Greco September 26, 2019

in the box

another term for high as FUCK

“bruh i’m in the box rn”

by zootednicca October 1, 2019