DEAR JOHN

Saying "Dear John" singnifies your a bitch who would leave John for litterally no reason, when you could have just explained your situation, leaving both you and "John" separate from the one you love for the rest of your lives.

Dear John, Im a fucking stupid bitch.

by Godddddamng it November 30, 2021

John Ruphel

A person who is handsome, genius and have big cock. He is cute sometimes everytime he wakes up. He is super blessed that God gave me you.

are you John Ruphel?

by Qtpatutite June 7, 2021

John

This one guy I know

Hey I saw John on the weekend

by Konitherobot September 14, 2020

that John

used to explain an object or thing

yo pass that John

by bigballin33 December 5, 2022

John

A really shit dad, like... a narcissistic egomaniacal cunt who can't keep his dick in his pants

John? Yeah... he has like 28 kids...
What? 28? How do his kids even handle that?

They don't.

by Perhapsitsautism July 2, 2025

Johns

The last name of someone who is a procrastinator

Omg that’s Craig Johns and his granddaughter Hailey their last name is Johns so you know they procrastinate

by Life360 March 31, 2020

John

John is gayyyyy! Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Girl: John is gay

by Usudmsmakadsa October 28, 2019