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Stroke Tits

Lob sided, asymmetrical boobs
Dude, I unclipped her bra and she had stroke tits!
by Dingo Plingus March 8, 2021
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Tits

This is not a definition, it is a statement.

On the last day of school my male friend Jake just randomly put his hand up to my friend Ivy’s tits and squished them twice really quickly.
I was shocked but I just stood there and was like “the frik dude 😳”
Then he did the same to me and then I took a step back and said “ the frik Jake plz stop 😳”
AND THEN- he fake punched ivy’s private part and I was like “stop Jake or I’m telling u off 🤓😝”
And he just giggled and turned around.

Yes, he is the naughty kid.
Yes, this was in grade 4.
Yes, I do still remember this for some reason.

Thx 4 reading lol.
Jake: *walks over to Benjamin * yo Benjamin guess what I just touched their tits hehahehahehaheha🐬🐷🐽 * snort snort*
Benjamin: AYOOOOOOO 🙊hohoheeheehaha🎅
by SomeGirlThatGotBeatenUpByJake December 21, 2022
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Tits

Malik: Tits! Here Tits!

Isabella: Shut up Dick!
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skin tits

A woman who’s so flat chested her nipples are the only thing that stick out
Wow look at Jackie she’s so flat chested she’s got skin tits !
by Jackiejim April 4, 2019
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tits

British term for nipple, a tit is not necessarily attached to a boob, rather it is the nipple, possessed by all. One can be off one's tits yet one can not be off one's boobs.
ey up! I'm off me fookin tits!
by Henry the cat January 7, 2016
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gas tit

This is a word that can be used in many ways. Be flexible with it and have fun. It’s commonly related to the action gaslighting but with a little spice.
Gas tit is a word and should be used all around the world.
by Gastitisaword December 8, 2020
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Calm your tits

If an Italian girl is in rage and wants herself or humans sourring herself to calm the f*** down
Jeanne: OMG I totally failed this exam
Claude : Stephen fell out of love with me!!
Giorgina: GUYS, CALM YOUR TITS!
by claudethehot September 3, 2020
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