King of Sarcasm

Sam Collins.

Sam Collins is the King of Sarcasm

by aciidbby March 13, 2021

rylie king

Rylie King is a very large muscle man with a big heart. He has loads of friends and is very rich indeed

Wow look at that muscle man in a Ferrari it must be a Rylie King

by VeryLargeMan November 27, 2019

King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.

Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.

by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021

King Neptune Effect

When a character suffers a catastrophic glow-down — not just a visual downgrade, but a full-on aesthetic and narrative collapse. Once majestic, cool, or powerful, they’re redesigned into a weird, goofy, or straight-up embarrassing version of themselves.

“They Neptuned him. Dude used to look like a legend.”

“This reboot is suffering from major King Neptune Effect.”

“Her redesign has big Neptune Energy… in the bad way.”

“From silver fox to gas station cryptid — that’s the King Neptune pipeline.”

Variations:

Neptuned (verb) – “They Neptuned my boy!”

Neptune Energy (noun) – “His current look is giving Neptune Energy, and not in a good way.”

King Neptune Syndrome (rare alt form) – “It’s a classic case of King Neptune Syndrome: dev god to gym teacher.”

by Black_lunger May 13, 2025

King John

A King John blow job. While the woman is giving head the man sucks his thumb, pulls his ear, and only pauses to occasional to say 'Mama'.

This is a niche act, generally only preformed by balding firemenand lesbian in denial.

She was giving a King John to Tony but was distracted by thoughts of Dame Judy Dench.

by Bunkerite March 27, 2023

puker king

1. another name for burger king.

2. the most puke-inducing thing (or person) possible or imaginable.

A: "I had to take a shit in the rideau centre today"
B: "puker king"

by mstherd October 16, 2009

Drip King

Generally young men ranging from the age of 17-23. These young men have a particular drive for fast fashion often sporting used work coats bought overpriced secondhand, fresh work pants (typically but not exclusively: dickies, carhartt, jinco etc) and occasionally trendy accessories such as the "condom" beanie, cheap rings/necklaces, blue-light glasses, and loafers/sambas/doc martens. All of these qualities leads to these individuals to be affectionately dubbed, "Drip Kings". A favorite pastime of theirs is "Aura Farming". This activity lends itself to nonchalant behavior (laughing at a text publicly, a generally chill idle sway, very conservative laughter, etc) introducing words and phrases such as "Type shit, thats chill, and low-key." A true Drip King might also indulge in reselling unwanted drip, (they term this "blessing up") to aspiring Drip Kings, presently called "Drip Knights."

Yo did you see that Drip King? He seems so chill with that black iced coffee and feminists' literature book.

by type shit and other inquiries January 26, 2025