Also known as Jandy. A woman who gets sexually aroused by orange chicken and has a globular ass. Also has a pair of seals that can fire off at any given moment
Panda Express Manager: Oh fuck. The orange chicken slut is back and hornier than ever.
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
Employee: Shit, Jandy’s here again?
Manager: Yes, now cover your ears before she wraps her seals around them.
Jandy: *walks in* Hey boys, can I get a steaming hot plate of orange chicken please? It makes me wetter than an otter’s pocket.
Employee: Sure thing, but be careful your tits don’t bust out of your fucking shirt after this.
Jandy: Oh I’m gonna have those bitches out in a few moments. Give me a side of crab Rangoons please to top it off.
Manager: Damn it, you’re a fatass.
Jandy: Shut the fuck up before I fuck you like a Russian.
Manager: Get your fat fucking ass out of here.
Jandy: *walks out*
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When applied to a female it's generally an insult, but sometimes (more often of late) can have that backhanded compliment as above. Particularly between female friends and often associated with a bit of jealousy or envy.
Another definition (female) can be private, a woman can be a slut for her significant other, yet to all the rest of the world is a perfect lady.
It is a woman that embraces, nay, celebrates her sexuality in a completely uninhibited fashion, gleaning every bit of pleasure for herself and her partner.
When applied to a female it's generally an insult, but sometimes (more often of late) can have that backhanded compliment as above. Particularly between female friends and often associated with a bit of jealousy or envy.
Another definition (female) can be private, a woman can be a slut for her significant other, yet to all the rest of the world is a perfect lady.
It is a woman that embraces, nay, celebrates her sexuality in a completely uninhibited fashion, gleaning every bit of pleasure for herself and her partner.
DUDE!! That new cheerleader on Friday, the Johnson Twins Saturday at their pool party then, after services on Sunday you figured the preacher's wife?!?!?! You are SUCH a slut!
Mandy, you little slut!! You cheated on Mark with his own brother, then went in and blew him because didn't have time to shower and clean up... Ewwwww. I'm sooo jealous!
To all the ladies out there, embrace your inner slut! Perhaps with just your man (or woman). Perhaps with a few trusted friends and loved ones. When you wear that shit in your sleeve like some badge of honor, you do a disservice to yourselves and your sisters in slutdom.
SLUT ON!!!!
Mandy, you little slut!! You cheated on Mark with his own brother, then went in and blew him because didn't have time to shower and clean up... Ewwwww. I'm sooo jealous!
To all the ladies out there, embrace your inner slut! Perhaps with just your man (or woman). Perhaps with a few trusted friends and loved ones. When you wear that shit in your sleeve like some badge of honor, you do a disservice to yourselves and your sisters in slutdom.
SLUT ON!!!!
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