You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)
by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020
Get the Simp Seshmug. 
A simp is, simply speaking, the opposite of a pimp, or a pimp without the ‘p’, and has been used in rap songs such as “sippin on some syrup’ and ‘cash shit.’
To quote youtuber Aba Atlas, “a pimp is a manager, and a simp is a customer who never gets the goods. He paid, but he didn’t receive his product.”
A simp is a guy who donates to Twitch streamers, pays for Onlyfans and premium Snapchats etc, and writes desperate messages full of cringe inducing emojis and badly written compliments, and sometimes ends up paying more than he would an actual prostitute, hoping that his money and blind flattery will get him laid, but never does.
To quote youtuber Aba Atlas, “a pimp is a manager, and a simp is a customer who never gets the goods. He paid, but he didn’t receive his product.”
A simp is a guy who donates to Twitch streamers, pays for Onlyfans and premium Snapchats etc, and writes desperate messages full of cringe inducing emojis and badly written compliments, and sometimes ends up paying more than he would an actual prostitute, hoping that his money and blind flattery will get him laid, but never does.
Damien; “yes queen 😍😍😍😍, so beautiful🤤🔥😉🥵 so sexy, my girlfriend would never do stuff like you, gorgeous😈😈, how much would you like me to tip?”
Rob; “haha you’re such a simp, bro.”
Rob; “haha you’re such a simp, bro.”
by Summadkunt439 July 11, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by SimpinJesus October 1, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by SirPumpernickel June 26, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A simp is a guy/Josh who does anything a women asks them or tells them to do putting themselves in a submissive position under a woman’s power in order to get them to like him
Josh is a simp
Josh is a simp
by Yourpalokretard January 23, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A word often used by overweight losers who get absolutely no pussy at all just to sound cool. These fat losers often use because they think peoples feelings get hurt by it but instead it exposes their virgin-ness even more.
by Iva2704 September 14, 2022
Get the Simpmug.