Slapping the Wood

A way to refer to masturbation using male genitalia

"I was Slapping the Wood last night."

by Aubri the Thugshaker May 11, 2023

SLAP

"Sounds Like A Plan"

SLAP is often used to emphasize your excitement for a planned event.

You: Down to grab a beer tonight?
Your bro: I'm down
You: SLAP!

by FUTR October 2, 2019

knee slap

A white person slang

your funny-guy

i know-girl

knee slap-guy

by iiicxtie March 20, 2020

Slap ass Uno

An Ancient and holy ritual Preformed by "The Boys" Where the lads play a game of Uno and when the game ends the Lad with the most cards gets Slapped by a wooden Sword as hard as trying to thanos's hair line.

Lad 1 : Bro Lets play slap ass uno
Lad 2 : Bet bruh
Lad 3 : Bet imma grab the wooden sword

by GoryCost70 September 9, 2021

Slap Ass Year

All Year You Can Slap Anyone’s Ass, Especially Your S/O

Happy Slap Ass Year

by DillonBerban November 2, 2022

Cum Slap chicken

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.

The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!

by godloveshos March 6, 2021

March Slap Ass

this month is march and is the third month of the year and because the word ass this month will be honor slapping asses this will be one of the few months the you can slap your friends , girls ass you just need to say march slap ass (this is not gay ) so for this whole month you can slap anyone ass

me:one day I slapped a girls ass she got mad but i told her the it was march slap ass month

by Guzman_boy February 13, 2020