An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
Get the strike and slapmug. 
by anonymous October 27, 2021
Get the SLAP MY NUTSmug. Upon spotting a dumpster on wheels (Tesla Cyber Truck) you exclaim "Cyber-Slap" while swiftly smacking a friend upside the back of the head like a Japanese comedian duo.
Similar to the old "Punch Buggy" game.
Similar to the old "Punch Buggy" game.
PERSON A: "Cyber-Slap!!" SMACK!!!
PERSON B: Oww! That hurt m'fer!... but my head now matches the pain in my eyes from that ugly piece of shit, so fair enough.
PERSON B: Oww! That hurt m'fer!... but my head now matches the pain in my eyes from that ugly piece of shit, so fair enough.
by KaiGaiDesu January 3, 2025
Get the Cyber-Slapmug. by coochiedestoryer5 August 3, 2021
Get the slap ballssmug. AYO tryone why did you slap demetruis demacrus tha 3rd you didn't know today's november 1st slap short kids day.
by MR_BASTARD$$$$ November 1, 2021
Get the Slap short kidsmug. by Twinklebearstar October 16, 2023
Get the SLAPmug.