get rekt kid

what you shout when some random kid gets B34Ned in fartnut.

Kid:*gets rekt in phantom forces*
Some equally cringey little shit:lol get rekt kid

by Succ h4rd pp September 18, 2019

Dutch Bros. Kid

A “popular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 22, 2019

I’m taking the kids

What Karen says right after she wants a divorce.
...
Karen if you are reading this please let me see the kids it’s been 5 months now.

Karen: I want a divorce

You: *le crying meme face*
Karen: and I’m taking the kids
You: *dies*

by Moldybread August 16, 2019

Circle K Kid

Circle K Kids are the kind of kids that really don't do anything in class, the kind you hear blasting music from their speakers. They typically listen to either Lil Peep, Metalcore, or Ski Mask. They can be found smoking cigarettes or the odd joint behind Circle K, and are absolute degenerates.

"You heard Madisons a Circle K Kid now?"
"Called it."
"Yeah, shes been smoking cigarettes and listening to lil peep since 7th grade"

by Sherlocc August 22, 2019

glenaeon school kids

Also known as Gleno kids and Steiner stoners, they all let wisdom shine through them and are of the highest Steiner standards

Person 1: “Oh man look at those glenaeon school kids they’re weird, I heard they climb trees all day and choose when they want to learn.”
Person 2: “Wait, are you talking about the retirement home?”

by steinerstoner April 10, 2018

scrawny kid syndrome

A high schooler who thinks they are big because small muscles show through them because of there fast metabolisms. But they in fact struggle at large amounts of weight.

Eugene has scrawny kid syndrome.

by KALEITE99 November 3, 2017

blonde lacrosse kid

A kid who is blonde and plays lacrosse and or soccer is white and thinks that he is cool

Man 1: You know that blonde lacrosse kid?
Man 2: Yeah the one that plays soccer and lacrosse and is trash?
Man 1: Yeah the one who thinks he is cool
Man 2: He looks like he brushed his teeth and took a big bite into a grapefruit

by Kyrieboi November 11, 2017