crimson fart box

A crimson fart box occurs when a woman's rectum is bleeding from intense anal sex. She then farts on a mans face, producing blood spatter.

"Hey Sally, can you give me a crimson fart box?"

by taco12345678910 October 16, 2013

fried egg fart

a fart that stinks to high heaven with tha aroma of a sulfurous fried egg.

After I unleashed a fried egg fart, the conference room cleared out rapidly.

by doctorg March 21, 2009

piss fart

Metonymy for toilet humor, based on the punchlines of scatalogical jokes.

"South Park is like the Howard Stern Show in that it's the same thing. Here it is: Piss fart. Great."

by johnjohnjohnjohn April 2, 2008

Fire-Cracker Fart

1. When you fart after eating spicey food and you think something may have come out, but your not sure, and then unfortunately find out something did happen because of the warm burning feeling.

2. Similar to sharting but with a warm burning feeling.

I think I just sharted in my pants? No dude you just had a fire-cracker fart. That warm burning sensation is the key to determining the differnce! Go change your pants...

by GeeQue March 21, 2009

pussy blood fart

The after effects caused by air of a woman having sex on her period.

I fucked Erika hard while she was on her period, and when I pulled out she exploded a pussy blood fart on my stomach!

by Dman666 September 11, 2008

Piss 'n fart

Means to fart while pissing at any given time during the drainage of urine.

I just piss 'n farted!

by Quentin_B December 1, 2006

dick and fart jokes

To collectively (as in a group) goof off or waste time when working or other important tasks should be done instead.

We're the ones doing all the research while Rick and Bart are over there telling dick and fart jokes.

by FAHS_Darksider July 29, 2010