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December the Ninth

Jordans birthday.

The Never Yeti believer.

We still love him though... so..

Happy Birthday Jordan 🎂🍾🎉
When shall we celebrate all things Jordan? December the Ninth. Because its awesome like Jordan.
by A Minnesotan December 10, 2019
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December 30.

December 30. Is inter national send a soapy nude day.
Bro 1: Yooo bro send a shower nude.
Bro 2: no im not gay
Bro 1: but it is december 30. Silly
Bro 2: oh my bad sending it rn
by Anoanoususano December 30, 2024
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December 6th

Be nice to everyone with letter M starting there name
Me:Hey Maria your beautiful

Maria:Thanks
December 6th
by Weee Who December 5, 2019
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Destroy Dildo December

Female equivalent of the notorious Destroy Dick December. Rules that apply for men apply for women too. Women who do not own a dildo can use a simple substitute like a cucumber for instance. Lubricant is optional, but only allowed once a week.
Man: 'Man we are going to participate in destroy dick december'
Woman: 'That's not equality, I want a holiday as well. From now on there shall be Destroy Dildo December!’
by Poepidoewaaah January 12, 2019
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December 1st

December 1st is known as National Attack How Gabby Drives Day! A day where you attack how your beloved Gabby drives.
“gabby can’t park lol”
“gabby hit a curve again🙄”
“gabby is street racing a random boy again”
“it’s because she can’t see over the steering wheel
“hey don’t get imani mad, it’s December 1st!”
by not kdog December 1, 2021
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December 4th

Global Power Piss day. You are not allowed to shit.
"It's December 4th! Global Power Piss day!"
"Aww it is? Because I just shit rn :("
by Skribspol December 3, 2020
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December 3

You have to say yes to whoever ask you out or to date
Tom: Hey Becky
Becky: yea
Tom: will you go on a date with me, it’s December 3😉
Becky: Yes!
by anonymous December 2, 2020
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