8th of December

Official "poke your friend in the kidneys" day

Mark: *walking by*
Ted: *pokes Mark in the kidneys*
M: Ow dude, what the hell was that!
T: Relax, today's 8th of December!
M: Oh, yeah, my bad g.

by FoxyPlayzReaper December 8, 2023

December 6

My birthday

Sean-Hey today’s December 6th
RyLee-Happy birthday!

by Emrldmine April 21, 2021

December 13

National slap your friend you’ve known the longest

Hey buddy guess what day it is , It’s December 13 *slap*

by HahahahahahahahahahahahHhHhHha December 13, 2019

December 3rd

The day Juan “manny” Flores was born, he’s got the biggest cock on planet earth and he will go down as a legend -Larry bittleman of the year 2036

December 3rd is the day we worship the almighty juan flores

by Won’t let me use my real name November 23, 2021

december 2nd

national MARC day 🩷💚💜💙

random: “yo, it’s december 2nd!!”
guy: “what’s december 2nd?”
random: “it’s national MARC day bro!!!”

by stanleybarbersimp May 24, 2025

December 1st

The day where dream does a manhunt and everyone freaks out thinking dream is gonna do a face reveal. Just only to find out that theres no way in fuck he would do one. (im an huge dream stan dont bully me this is a joke)

Dream stans: DREAM IS DOING A FACE REVEAL ON DECEMBER 1ST IN HIS SPECIAL MANHUNT
Dream stans after the manhunt: oh ok

by gnfstudios December 1, 2021

December

December the month in which your short friend takes revenge for being hit for a whole month in November.

Short friend: Hey did you hear it’s December time for my revenge

Tall friend : oh no…

by T:A December 2, 2022