NO DICK DECEMBER, okay girls, gays and non binary babes. anyone who is attracted to men or likes taking the s t r a p isnt allowed to next month because its no dick december!!
by eedeen November 05, 2021
sam: hey
me: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
sam: why?
me: ITS DECEMBER 8TH
sam: so?
me: OUR MIDTERM STARTS TODAY
me: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE
sam: why?
me: ITS DECEMBER 8TH
sam: so?
me: OUR MIDTERM STARTS TODAY
by ihearthotmoma.com December 08, 2021
December the month in which your short friend takes revenge for being hit for a whole month in November.
by T:A December 02, 2022
by Creepeton November 30, 2023
It's the month where you beat your dick 1 time on december 1st and then 2 time on december 2nd and 3 times on december 3rd and so on.
by Fact distrubutor December 01, 2021
The last month of the year, is when all the chads are born because they decided to be born even though it’s fucking freezing. You would sit contently at home and watch your house getting snowed in while supping a glass of Baileys and stroking your big dog
by Jacky Bills November 30, 2024
Give a girl a hoodie month. This is because its really fucking cold in December and a girl really wants a fucking hoodie. So just give it to her.
by Garciaisdumb December 03, 2019