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Sloppy Joe

A blowjob from a guy named joe
(Person) Hey Joe, can you give me a sloppy joe?
(Joe) Sure man
by spindlyjim September 11, 2020
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Joe goody

Fat stupid no eye browed piece of shit who dates online catfishes
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Joe

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Joe

He is the Joe
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Joe Effect

When a person has all the bad luck in the world and can’t ever catch a break. To have everything that happens in your life never go in your favor. Basically the worst luck in the world.
Joe: “Bro, I got a red light ticket for $250 even though I was stopped the whole time.”
Trevor: “That my friend is the Joe Effect!”
by Bababooey11 September 23, 2020
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Joe

Joey is the nickname for the person who invented the name “Karen.” Joe is an emotionally insecure person who lacks critical thinking skills and lacks emotional intelligence. Joe can be male or female. Joe gets offended at objective feedback and rejects any information that is not homogenized aka “popular”. Joe has poor hygiene practices, has a diet of mostly over-processed food, gets little to any exercise, and is not a life-long learner, but Joe does accept any information disseminated via mainstream media as gospel. Joe feels ego-attacked by Karen because Karen is holistically healthy, usually is correct when she speaks because she does her research, and she knows how to admit personal fallible and how to take personal responsibility ...skills that Joe does not possess.
Joe is ranting about Karen via social media again, because Karen is discussing topics above his IQ and she’s defending humanity for which Joe benefits, while Joe cowers in fear, makes passive-aggressive comments, while secretly feeling inferior and powerless.
by Analytical Perspective September 26, 2020
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Dirty Joe Willis

When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
by Jack Willa October 21, 2020
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