Up a cow's udder for a stick of butter

Used to describe someone who’s completely in a ridiculous or unlikely place, or busy doing something absurd. A bovine version of “up a hog’s ass for a ham sandwich".

"Hey, where's Bud?"

"Don't know, probably up a cow's udder for a stick of butter."

by LilJimmyB August 28, 2025

Peanut Butter White

A stupid azz YouTuber who is so cringy that people puke put their souls and then snap back to reality.

I just watched PEANUT BUTTER WHITE.

by Adam baeuker September 6, 2017

boob butter

The sweat under your boobs!

My wife has boob butter after a good workout!

by Boo butter April 12, 2023

cool as butter

smooth, chilled, unsalted (not salty), creamy, spreadable, non stick, can add flavor in any situation

Jordyn: I know you're frustrated now, it will pass, soon you'll be cool as butter.

by NWM-FPS-19thFloor September 29, 2022

Butter

When something is fantastic

That’s so butter

by anonymous January 2, 2022

Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia

Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.

by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021

peanut butter yourself

To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.

You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.

by All Java, All The Time April 21, 2017