butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 26, 2023

Louie Anderson's Butter Factory

A warm greasy place with a nostalgic smell

Visiting my grandma's estate felt like hopping into Louie Anderson's Butter Factory

by BlinxTheMemeCat November 19, 2021

butter jar

A fat or overweight person.

Those women are just a couple of butter jars. They're just fat. Seriously love lose some weight.

by clubprice September 21, 2010

hot buttered whiskey

When a guy in Seattle (preferably long hair) plays some metal, records a new album, and then goes home and hhhhwwhhhacks it <lisp here> ssseriously.

Hot buttered whiskey: Whew honey D, I’ve just on my wwwwwhguitar - time for me to make a hot buttered hhwwwwhhhiskey.

by Hhhhhwhat January 01, 2025

freedom butter

Any type of nut butter that is not the type found in jail/prison. I recommend sunflower butter.

I had my first taste of freedom butter today!

by Safety Pin Queen March 05, 2023

butter noodled

when you cum on a blanket and it looks like the shape of a noodle

i couldn't find a towel so i butter noodled

by butter noodled January 20, 2017

Peanut Butter Blow Job

A peanut butter blow job is a blow job where your penis sticks to the roof of her mouth like a bite from a thick peanut butter sandwich requiring some tongue action to get it to release.

My girlfriend is the queen of the peanut butter blow job.

by Pierced69 August 04, 2022