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SLAP MY NUTS

WHEN YOU GET MAD YOU WILL SAY SLAP MY NUTS
by anonymous October 27, 2021
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strike and slap

An advanced sales technique used by experienced salespeople. When a customer is being an idiot, the salesman will strike the table loudly with his hands to get the customer's attention. As the customer looks up find out what just happened, a forceful SLAP to the face from the salesman is the final finishing move. When used, this technique asserts dominance.
Hey bro. I had to break out the Ole strike and slap on that idiot.
by Love Stinks January 5, 2024
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Clock Slapped

To be reviewed and given a rating from "Six to Midnight" by the Six to Midnight podcast.
"Dude, did you play Deep Space Waifu?"
"I did! It got Clock Slapped good by my favorite podcast, Six to Midnight"
by ProxyFox May 14, 2020
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Slap-punch

A combination of a slap and a punch.
To vigorously slap a person on the face with a fist.
I will slap-punch you.
by Scar_t December 31, 2018
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slap your eyeballs

when someone makes you so mad that you want to literally reach into their skull and slap their eyeballs
If you keep being so passive aggressive with me, boyfriend, i'm going to slap your eyeballs!
by suckmyballsacks69 April 21, 2018
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Tit Slap

Typically used as a term to define an idiot or stupid person; Also can be used to define a idiotically crazy person bravely doing "Jackass" stunts
1. Dude, Jeremy is such a fucking tit slap for that motorcycle accident, he thought he is Steve-o the dumbass.
2. What do you mean that it is a justifiable killing, you tit slap!
3. Politics is for tit slaps that wanted to have power over everything.
by Wendigo231 June 19, 2022
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Slap trumpet

When you slap someone's butt, and they squeak (like a trumpet) Hence, slap trumpet.
The guys kept pulling slap trumpets on their teamates.
by Formerly known as, MouseCop October 11, 2021
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