Slap happy crappy

A BDSM sex move where (during intercourse) you finish in her and take a poop in your hand, smack her with it and ditch her without untying her. Preferably because you hate them.

I met a guy last night and when we were getting naughty he came in me and performed a slap happy crappy. I never felt so embarrassed when my roommate came in

by catchingfire3 March 2, 2021

Hopsin Slap

Slapping Somebody with a hand full of godly Jizz, fresh from a sweet jerk off from watching Your Favorite Kink style porn category, made famous by the “Indie Valedictorian” Hopsin.

“Hopsin is my favorite rapper! I love to hopsin Slap my teachers, my sister does too”

by Salli7271 January 27, 2020

Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!

Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!

by Dragopierrr996 September 2, 2023

National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo

Jamie got slapped

Bob: Jamie let me slap u

Jamie: why

Bob: Because it’s National slap Jamie capaldi day xoxo
Jamie: fair

by Aa.ron45 January 2, 2023

Jap Slap

It means multiple things. Basically, its a WWII reference, meaning:

1. Karate chop. Japanese were known by soldiers for their superior hand to hand combat skills, particularly in karate.

2. To strike a person unexpectedly, similarly to a sucker punch.

3. Loosely, it refers to an unexpected attack or ambush.

Wow! Did you see Tom get into a fight, yesterday? He hit that guy with a vicious jap slap and almost knocked him out.

by Legendary63 July 21, 2018

Salmon Slapping

When a dude slaps his dick in between a person's thighs or on their body.

I should have bought her roses before salmon slapping her.

by #Bow_Nerd August 9, 2021

Trunk Slap

The sound made when a penis hits the inner thigh during vigorous movement.

"I really must wear something more supportive than boxer shorts when I run. My penis is raw from all the trunk slaps. It sounds like two elephants high-fiving when I run downhill."

by fairycakesupprise August 15, 2016