enhance your calm

Telling someone who is visibly upset to relax or chill out.

Suzie comes running in the bedroom and finds her husband Keith making passionate love to Sheryl. She starts to go ballistic yelling and screeming. Keith jumps to his feet and yells at her "enhance your calm".

by maka69 May 29, 2011

Keep your pants on

Stop flipin out.

After being punked, I told him to keep his pants on

by Stephen Carboni April 20, 2004

tear your ass

command that someone moves swiftly so as to cause their ass cheeks to tear apart. Abrv. TYA

tear your ass to the crib before I beat your ass

Tear your ass! or TYA!

by DRED 4000 January 20, 2009

Ask Your Girl

Ask your lady friend what she was doing with me last night.

Slogan used on t- shirts by the 80s baby clothing company and x rated music genre

Question: What have you been doing today?

Answer: Ask Your Girl

by Ask Your Girl October 7, 2007

Pick your ducks

The removal of dingleberries, as referenced by Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson in a 2014 statement on marriage.

"If she'll pick your ducks, now that's a woman."

by pointedsticks December 30, 2013

your boyfriend up?

A way of asking a girl if she is in a relationship with a man or if she is single

Aye girl, your boyfriend up?

by skeezerweirdo December 20, 2010

sitting on your balls

A metaphor for doing something so absent minded, stupid, and painful that you make a note to never do it again. But you're totally going to do it again.

I drunk dialed my ex-girlfriend last night. I always vow to never do it again, but this is the fifth time. Talk about sitting on your balls.

by ElNerdoLoco October 3, 2013