Simp

A person (usually a guy) who tries waaay too hard to get the attention, love or sex from the girl they like.

In most cases: a) the girl doesn’t even know the guy enough; b) she doesn’t care the slightest; c) she is obviously not interested.

Don’t confuse simping with just being nice, simping is being too intense and over-the-top.

In September a lot of simps can be found in horny jail.

Jessica: Have you heard it? Pimp the Simp and his simp squad went simping a smoking hot redhead wearing leather jacket. Luckily Simp police led by captain Badass was nearby and intervened in time.
John Doe: Whoa! Were Pimp and Co sent to horny jail for simping?
Jessica: No, captain Badass was in a good mood, so she just fully restrained them and gave keys to the redhead after doing that “Don’t start now” dance.
John Doe: That’s brutal! How do you know all this in such detail?
Jessica: It’s simple - I am the redhead.
(Removes her blond wig and reveals herself in all fiery glory)
John Doe: (thinking) She is smoking hot, maybe I should simp her…
Jessica Redhead: (Uses her telepathic abilities to read his thoughts) Bad idea.
(Pulls out a badge showing that she is captain Badass).
John Doe: (Looks both intrigued and horrified)
Jessica Badass Redhead: (With a menacing glare and slightly grinning) I think we both know what happens next.
(Suddenly the ground cracks and from a chasm in a beam of light emerges Dua Lipa. She starts singing “Don’t start now”. Everybody is dancing)

Me: (to the waitress) This cocktail is nova! Gimme another one.

by NeonCyberpunk July 28, 2022

Simp

When a man enables & Bite his tongue for a women just to be around here

John: Edward is such a simp when he around krissy

Nelson I Know he would pretty much sell his soul

by GGucci G July 28, 2022

Simp

Someone (boy or girl) who finds someone attractive whether physically or emotionally (usually both) and thus, fangirls/fanboys over that person (to their friends or to the person).

Jack is such a simp, he’s always talking about Brianna.

by FishBerry August 1, 2022

Simp

me and my friend (athens yeah im shouting you out gay ass mf)

but someone that simps is a simp.

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by strawberilol August 1, 2022

Simp

A man who puts the hoes before the bros. Especially one that is related to the bros.

Billy came home from working out of town and instead of hanging with his friend, he instead went to his friends sisters’. Billy is a simp.

by Jacked4Life August 2, 2022

Simp

A simp is someone that acts like Paul Adlassnig when a female is around or involved.

A: "Did you see how Paul acted around his girlfriend?"
B. "Yeah, he be acting like a simp."

by Max Griesmayer August 4, 2022

Simp

A Simp Mans, basically a manz who’s obsessed wit gyal, n puts dem first b4 antg n can’t get dem outta Dey head 247, a simp mans can do a variety of tings all at once: a nice guy( who does tings 4 others, especially women, but can’t for himself,) the nosy mf(always givin too much attention, askin what da 🐕 doin everyday, how her day was, what she ate etc.) lame 🥷🏽( has poor game, can’t entertain thru txt or call and Makes no moves at the end of the day, this mf could be talkin for 3 months and no link is secured) this mf keeps getting ghosted no matter how he tries. Ayt dats it keep scrolling

How long u been talkin to her,” “ we’ll about a month and a ha-“ “AND STILL NO LINK, fam ur a simp mans💀”

by Castlecrasher13 August 4, 2022