Wine Asshole

A person who is expected to bring wine to a gathering (e.g. book club, etc.) and then conveniently furthers to do so.

Well I guess I'll run to the store to get some wine, because the wine asshole strikes again.

by IamTheBiggs December 10, 2023

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Bleached asshole

Bleached asshole is a term used to describe a rude, angry person who tries to convince others that they are actually nice or better than others.

Sort of like a fake bitch.

Can you believe the way she treats people? She yells and acts morally superior. She’s just a bleached asshole and I hope no one falls for her play.

by She is Petroff February 14, 2024

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just ashley

not the real deal or a sub-par replacement for a person or thing.

originating from the infamous taylor swift look-alike and impersonator Ashley Leechin.

”You hang out a lot with him now, am I still your best friend?”
”Of course man! He’s just ashley.”

by holger örn February 20, 2024

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narcissistic asshole

This can also apply to men other than straight men. The definition on here currently only has an example of "Girl 1" and "Girl. 2" It could also apply to "Man 1 and "Man 2" with the same example.

Man 1: "Isn't Dan so smart and cute? What a great guy to have on our team."

Man 2: "Totally. Until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole."

by Andrea the So-So June 15, 2024

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An Ashleigh

A left over glass of wine you find in the morning and you still drink it.

I was getting ready for work and found An Ashleigh! Oh no!

by DrGreg37 July 6, 2024

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Omnipotent dictator of local yearbook committee and other school organizations. Will use excruciating physical violence if asked more than one question. Weapons of choice: Guillotine and Whip. This celestial power can change like the tide and swallow you whole. If you're reading this message, you only have 5 minutes to change your name and move states, because She is coming. When she comes, there's nothing we can do to save you from participating in Master's unfair yearbook decisions.

You: I'm sorry Master, I know my place. Please don't hit me.

Master Ashley: STOP CALLING ME THAT *vibrates with anger*

by bradmacdonald October 17, 2024

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