Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

hand houdini

A hand job

she gave me some hand houdini

by OakleeTheKid January 31, 2018

Double-Hand Grandslam

when you use two hands and hit it hard.

Jim: "Hey bill show me a Double-Hand Grandslam"
Bill: *uses two hands and hits it hard*
Jim: "Thanks"

by Velcroeater202 March 19, 2018

slave hands

When you have no grinder so you have to rip of your nugs with your hands.

John: Hey man do you have a grinder?
Jimbo: Nah man you’re gonna have to use slave hands

by ThePiggyWiggly August 7, 2022

Hand frank

Having a wank while hiding in someone’s attic, the neighbours report you to the police who remove you and take you away for processing and possible punishment by exposure to a room full of potent flatuance

Did you hear Kai got caught having a hand frank?

by Kai J June 11, 2025

Cat Hands

People who can't touch anything hot, who are extra sensitive to hot things. (A phrase used in Japan, as far as I know).

Foe example, when someone can't hold a hot cup of tea without a tissue (or something else to cover the cup) and usually waits till it cools down, one can use this phase "so-and-so person has cat hands".

by Theiaa July 22, 2022

offer a hand

To give someone pleasure, and get something you want in return.

I will offer a hand if you buy me diamonds?.

by JailBait33 May 16, 2018