Bear zapper

Someone who cock blocks a bear

Barak was a bear zapper to Joe and Donald cause he wanted to get in his pants first.

by Bear zapper February 9, 2024

Orange Zipper

A place Trump's sycophants kneel down before.

GQP representatives lined up in front of the Orange Zipper to demonstrate their fealty.

by Tahobo Jr. June 14, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper"

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Santi Zipper

A "disease" plagueing drysuits, which have been manufactured with a TiZip plastic zipper. This is usually the part of the suit that fails first, often already within a year. While not technically Santi's product that fails, they refuse to switch to a different manufacturer's zippers, and the problem became most known on their drysuits.

Drysuits by different manufacturers may also suffer from Santi Zipper.

My drysuit's got Santi Zipper, it's got me flooded.

by DutchPiranha July 3, 2024

Jean Zipper circumcision

When a man catches and cuts his foreskin in the zipper of his jeans.

The end of that pickle looks like it caught a jean zipper circumcision when they put the lid on that jar!

by The OTHER OTHER OTHER other gu January 27, 2025

flip her zipper

To turn a straight girl into a lesbian.

Oh come on. I bet you could flip her zipper.

by PandasBiscuit November 8, 2014

tender in the zipper

a pimp who let his little head beat out his big head

In the game, a pimp that can be faked out is tender in the zipper, and a bitch will have no respect for him

by Gr33k3 November 16, 2019