The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face
by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.
by fuggs May 29, 2009

by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.
by sadcatt January 6, 2011

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.
by Purple Coach June 28, 2010

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.
I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.
by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011
