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bearded betty

The art of shaving your girls vigina or pussy and then spooging all over her face and sticking the pubes to her face
Hey bitch u are about to get ran threw you need to get cleaned up. You are gettin a bearded betty.
by Dat Nigga JC March 1, 2003
mugGet the bearded bettymug.

body beard

A body of facial hair that stretches all the way from the sideburns of the face down to the toes. Most noticeable around the neck, where sprouts of hair pop out of an LRG shirt bought off of Karma Loop. The body beard looks best when covered in sour cream from Chipotle Mexican Food and Grill, and girls named Summer tend to love it.
Aww breeaatt! My arm touched the body beard!
by fuggs May 29, 2009
mugGet the body beardmug.

touching beards

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.
Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night
by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016
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bearded donut

another way to describe the human asshole
My what a lovely bearded donut you have.
by joshua.wolk June 15, 2010
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sick beard

The beard that develops during one's stint with sickness, resulting in a lack of desire, need, or ability to trim or shave facial hair. The result is typically a large, unruly, homeless lumberjack looking beard.
Man, Jake's sick beard is pretty rough. Like, rougher than normal. It looks like a squirrel's nest.
by sadcatt January 6, 2011
mugGet the sick beardmug.

social beard

To disguise your true intent in a social interaction by adding elements such as other people or exciting activities to distract those involved from your ultimate goal.
Inviting me was a social beard, he really only wanted to see you.
by Purple Coach June 28, 2010
mugGet the social beardmug.

Purity Beard

A Purity Beard is a beard a man grows until he is married, and on his honeymoon, his wife is then allowed to clipper and shave his beard off. It is the ultimate beardly sacrifice a man can make.
I'm sure all of you have heard of a purity ring... Its a ring people wear to declare abstinence until marriage. Well my idea is the "Purity Beard." Its when a dude (or girl if she can and wants too, I suppose) grows his beard out until he is married and let's his wife clipper his beard off on their honeymoon, making the ultimately beardly sacrifice.
by Levi S.B. October 27, 2011
mugGet the Purity Beardmug.

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