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Sofa wiener

The hot dog you hide from your partner so you can have a guilt free lunch.
Sower went to get his sofa wiener when no one was looking.
by anonymous October 14, 2020
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wiggling wiener

Wiggling Wiener is when somebody has a 50 yard penis.
My wiggling wiener is shriveling up.
by retard-guy November 12, 2022
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Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not
I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.
by Dickhandle October 4, 2020
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Wiener Bread

I had sex with my girlfriend that had a yeast infection and now I have the Wiener bread.
by Úlfgangur the Salty August 21, 2014
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wiener alert

grace paul’s deceased dog. Me and grace would jump on her trampoline and yell, “WIENER ALERT” when he would chase us around. he would also run into things because he was very blind.
ryley(me) : GRACE LOOK

grace : LOOK WIENER ALERT!!!!!
by ryley<3 December 3, 2021
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Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.
Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"
by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023
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clever wiener

A man that knows how to use his penis. And knows how to hide a boner . A term a girl would use during fun times.
"My friend had a boner and the hot girl didn't even know, such a clever wiener.
by disturbed cake May 24, 2016
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