by Big_Alf October 24, 2015
expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 04, 2011
by Minnie 07 November 07, 2022
Person 1 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A TOXIC MAN!"
Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"
Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"
Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"
Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
Person 2 "YOU'RE EITHER DOING WHAT I WANT OR YOU'RE A WEAK MAN!"
Person 1 "No! He should be listening to me!"
Person 2 "He loves ME you SLUT!"
Hym "That's how you fucking sound you stupid son of a bitch. Look at you. 'The embodiment of everything wrong with society?' You like? Is it good? Aaaaaaaall kinds of shit. Ya'll were talking all kinds of shit. You know what you did."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2023
A weak streamer is someone who doesn't have a very vital flow when they urinate, or takes a while to get the job done.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
Calling someone a weak streamer is a hit on their manhood and is usually not taken lightly since it is a qualitative observation and not simply an insult. Could be considered fighting words.
"Damn bro, I never took you for a weak streamer, I guess that explains why Eric took your bitch."
"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
"Hey weak stream, hurry up in there we gotta go too!"
by Jelly Jim July 02, 2019
A young adult with a shitty beard that is easily upset over anything considered "woke" or might seem that way. Their beard is typically their only defining trait and is a cover for a lack of personality.
Jim was instantly pissed at trailer for the LoTr tv series and exlaimed, "They better not WOKE it up." His mom's girlfriend laughed and responded, "You don't have to watch it, ya weak-beard havin' ass."
by MacaroniSounds February 20, 2022
a type of situation where an individual tries to scam ,play, and or deceive another through manipulation and blackmail tryin to come up.
1Dat trifflin Trollup cleaned and rearranged my whole room hopin to find my sack,now thats a weak hustle.2 dat nigga tried to sell my girl a grip of fuses she didnt even need cuz I told him they were from Palos Verdes;Weak Hustje
by SmoothPinnacle July 09, 2013