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expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"

jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"

john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011
mugGet the your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weakmug.
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!
by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022
mugGet the BTS your weak and can't dance please clean your hygiene!!mug.

Weak and strong

Weak and strong is both weak and strong, rather than perfect.
I'd rather be weak and strong than just weak. At least I got a little range without having to go get a rifle.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020
mugGet the Weak and strongmug.

Weak duckling

Someone who is too young or intoxicated to defend themselves
Look at Simon over there struggling to stand up by the bar. He’s definitely the weak duckling.
by ThiccWhiteBoi July 23, 2025
mugGet the Weak ducklingmug.

Weak tea

Another way of calling someone or something thing weak.
Bro: “I can easily take you down no problem.”
Dad: “Man, your weak tea.”
by Sneakycat June 2, 2023
mugGet the Weak teamug.

Weak change

1. Having not enough money to purchase a product
2. The few coins in your pocket, too little to buy anything
Guy 1: Hey fam, got some extra cash? I got weak change right here
Guy 2: Naw, I got weak change here too
by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020
mugGet the Weak changemug.

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