by Big_Alf December 18, 2015

expression. used in substitution for the popular response "cool story bro" first described in forums online. This expression however, is a direct quote from the hit movie "kung pow." This famous scene occurs during a dialogue with the "chosen one" and master tang.
john "man i don't feel so well I think I broke my leg"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
jack" your story makes my heart heavy and my prostate weak"
john" fuck u man"
by niggman star33 October 4, 2011

by Minnie 07 November 6, 2022

I'd rather be weak and strong than just weak. At least I got a little range without having to go get a rifle.
by Solid Mantis September 11, 2020

by ThiccWhiteBoi July 23, 2025

by Sneakycat June 2, 2023

1. Having not enough money to purchase a product
2. The few coins in your pocket, too little to buy anything
2. The few coins in your pocket, too little to buy anything
Guy 1: Hey fam, got some extra cash? I got weak change right here
Guy 2: Naw, I got weak change here too
Guy 2: Naw, I got weak change here too
by TheBadBadger June 11, 2020
