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Wankers' hatrick

A status achieved by an individual who owns all three of; Range Rover Sport, Mont Blanc pen and Rolex watch. A brash display of classless materialism.
That guy has a wankers' hatrick
by Tony Vegas August 24, 2017
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water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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nipple wanker

Nate stop being a nipple wanker to other males.
by TheFuckboydownthestreet May 20, 2016
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Investment wanker

An investment banker who wears a white shirt with a gilet (normally Patagonia) and chats a lot of shit
That guy over there is 100% an investment wanker. Just look at his vest.
by Dave and Dan in Singapore February 17, 2023
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Pit Wanker

A scuba diver who has a preference to dive flooded quarries such as Stoney Cove instead of venturing further to experience a natural environment
Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"

Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018
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Narcissistic Wanker

Someone that comes across as being extremely vein and self loathing. Similar to a bully they put others down to build themselves up. Often passing words and judgements that mirror their own true self image.

These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.

Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
by Twentyonepilots August 17, 2015
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wanker's cocoa

Finding it hard to get to sleep? A visit from mother palm and her five daughters and you'll be in the Land of Nod in next to no time.
"I couldn't sleep a wink last night."

"Should have made yourself a wanker's cocoa, mate."
by Yigman April 16, 2019
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