A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.
Can we just play this game please?
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!
by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014
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Barry- "Are you coming to the Farne islands in September to see the seals? it will be an amazing experience"
Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
Dave- "No, i am a pit wanker, i dive in quarries because i only want to see the same fish, planes and boats in shit visibility with no current again and again and again"
by Toby the stress monkey September 25, 2018
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These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.
Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
These defensive narcossists constantly feel the need to make "profound" statements about their belief system, to justify their shitty actions.
Bully + narcissist + dickhead = narcissistic wanker
Jill: "She's always looking to put me down at every turn, what did I ever do to her?"
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
Jack: "you're prettier than her that's all. Don't worry about that dickhead... narcissistic wankers always get what they deserve."
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Get the crusty wanker mug.Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.
"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."
by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016
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