Oral stimulation of the penis performed by an edentulous individual. The term is usually employed in a derogatory or demeaning manner toward the performer, commonly an elderly woman or a chronic user of methamphetamines.
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A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
A 'Velvet Hammer' is a MAN who has the ability to beat someone senseless, but acts and dresses like an eloquent gentleman rather than a normal thug.
Somewhat similar to the 'Cultured Thug'
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