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Velvet Hammer

Velvet Hammer

Something you use on your gay lover to give him pleasure.
Scott I really like it when you give me your velvet hammer
by Rfrozy September 2, 2017
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Bella Velvet Muse

Bella Velvet Muse (noun) 🍷✨
A poetic and romantic nickname for a beloved woman who embodies the elegance of velvet, the richness of wine, and the inspiration of a muse. She moves like wine in a crystalline glass, captivating hearts with her deep beauty, delicate grace, and enchanting presence.
Every time she smiles, I call her my Bella Velvet Muse—my eternal love, my finest wine.
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Brown Velvet Special

A sex act in which the gentleman caller has his anus shaved and the women performs a dirty rusty trombone.
Alyssa got crazy last night and gave Robert the brown velvet special.
by beard man and ali gator December 9, 2013
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Red velvet unicorn

A position created while eating waffles. It consists of a man sticking a dildo to his head and fu king a woman with the dildo while on her period
"Do you want to try a new position tonight"
"Yes the red velvet unicorn"
by Zolaxo2002 March 9, 2020
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Velvet carwash

When sumone with not one tooth performs oral sex
Man she gave me a velvet carwash all night long.
by Codeinekrazy13 October 8, 2022
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Velvet Spoon Routine

Trying not to hit the sides of the mug with the spoon when you're stirring your brew, because the clink will wake anybody you live with up and then they will want one.
Joe: What took you so long with the coffee?
Steve: I had to do the Velvet Spoon Routine. If I hit the side of the mug, the clinking sound would’ve woken my roommate up, and he would’ve wanted one.
by NoTomorrow12 October 13, 2024
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Velvet jacuzzi

The act of adding bubble bath vaginally accidentally before intercourse. The soapy bubbles mix together to create frothyness that spills out from the vagina. This is due to the agitation of the penis inside the vagina.
Stole the towel my girlfriend after her bubble bath, gave her one hell of a velvet jacuzzi.
by Fathering run perturbed August 27, 2016
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