Valentine's Day Sadness

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!
by mareigns December 21, 2014
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Valentine's day standard

The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan February 15, 2011
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valentine strawberry heartz

A desert that has pound cake,3 strawberries, wip cream that covers all of it, and a quarter of a brownie.
For valentines day i made my five family members that includes me, a valentine strawberry heartz.
by Sirlankablue February 17, 2010
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My Bloody Valentine

To have sex with a girl on a special occasion even though she's on her period.
WTF dude that's nasty you got a my bloody valentine!!
by FL-fre$h February 25, 2011
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St Valentine's Day Massacre

a) an infamous massacre committed by Al Capone on St Valentine's Day 1929
b) when one breaks up with their significant other on St Valentine's Day
Do not commit a St Valentine's Day Massacre, definition b) , on your significant other.
by Sexydimma March 04, 2015
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Valentine's Day Break-up

When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"

"John broke up with me."

"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."

Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:

5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."

"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
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Very excitedly and constantly checking your email, only to find the message you wish was there has not arrived yet.
1.

I was checking my messages like a schoolie on Valentine's Day all morning, and still no job offer.

2.

Dick: Where are you rushing off to?

Susy: I have to see if Tony has written me an email.

Dick: Woman, you are acting like a schoolie on Valentine's Day. Tony hates you.
by AxtoGrind July 03, 2009
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