by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014
The act of standing at a public urinal with urinal shock & pretending to pee. This is done in order to avoid you looking weird to guys in the urinals next to you. Usually finished off with a fake snake shake & a loud, satisfied "ahhh".
"There was a queue! I couldn't just stand there waiting for the piss to come. I had to do some urinal miming & get the hell out."
by John Superman December 6, 2013
by BenEthanLucasGay October 29, 2019
Pooping in the urinal.
Johnson made a urinal brownie in the Grand Island high school bathroom. It was quite the sight to see.
by Dr. Jeffrey July 1, 2017
When you use a urinal (guys only, obviously) and then you discover you accidentally put your boxers on backwards and can't find slit.
by Druid4leaf July 15, 2014
Pure urine, mostly comprised of H2O, and excess water-soluble nutrients. If drug tested this urine sample would pass with flying colors. Also used in replacement of phrases like “aw crap” and “ew gross poo water”.
by CaptainPlank12 September 25, 2020
Better put on boots and gloves before working on potentially live wiring. You may as well have one foot in the urinal.
by barber of seville July 31, 2022