A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.
Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.
Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
Get the unicorn providermug. 1. a mythical creature a that only exists in fairy tales and porn.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
1. Last night I took the white unicorn home and all my dreams were fulfilled.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
by krapperson December 1, 2010
Get the White Unicornmug. In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.
It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
Get the unicorn hairmug. by fewbs April 15, 2009
Get the Sneezing Unicornmug. A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013
Get the rainbows and unicornsmug. The act of a man having sex with a person from behind (i.e. 'doggy style') until he nears orgasm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner's head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of ejaculation like a magical unicorn horn.
by Hautecake January 23, 2010
Get the French unicornmug. Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.
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by conjuu February 20, 2005
Get the angry unicornmug.