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unicorn provider

A child care provider who shits rainbows and butterflys.

A child care provider who refuses to acknowledge the real-ness of doing daycare.

Child care providers who believe they are changing the world by wiping asses.

Child care provider who believes they work FOR the parent
by Mrs Junior Johnson February 28, 2013
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White Unicorn

1. a mythical creature a that only exists in fairy tales and porn.
2. A squirter
3. A female who has the ability to spray a ton of liquid out of her vagina and it is not urine.
4. Sometimes will preface telling you about her special ability by asking if you like dogs.
1. Last night I took the white unicorn home and all my dreams were fulfilled.
2. Once she asked me if I like dogs, I knew she was a white unicorn.
by krapperson December 1, 2010
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unicorn hair

In reference to a human, non-unicorn, who possesses very long flowing hair. It is usually wavy or curly and moves around when walking, like a horse prancing. Most commonly found on Renaissance fair enthusiasts, and a gentleman on my block that wears velvet blazers daily. Or shorter versions maybe found on business gents, who keep it flowy, but just up front.
Did you catch a sight of the way that guy was prancing around with his unicorn hair?

Her hair was so majestically flowing it looked as though she stole it from a unicorn, wait, it is unicorn hair.

It looks as though he has tamed his flowing locks for business unicorn hair, but the prance is still there.
by Alyson Clair August 11, 2008
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Sneezing Unicorn

A gentle, two-phase queef.
Women name their queefs too; for instance, we have the Sneezing Unicorn.
by fewbs April 15, 2009
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rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013
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French unicorn

The act of a man having sex with a person from behind (i.e. 'doggy style') until he nears orgasm, whereupon he withdraws, straddles his partner's head and places his erection on his or her forehead so that it protrudes at the moment of ejaculation like a magical unicorn horn.
My boyfriend surprised me with a French unicorn for my birthday.
by Hautecake January 23, 2010
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angry unicorn

Angry unicorn - To wear a strap on dildo on your head and angrily thrust it into someones vagina and or ass.

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Goddamnit my neck hurts, can we please stop doing the angry unicorn?
by conjuu February 20, 2005
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