Townie Talk

Talking an idea or event early in the week only to disregard said idea by the end of the week and settle for something else

Hey Jim we should go to the Yankee game this Saturday. Sure Chris but it’s only Tuesday, that’s townie talk, you’ll change your idea by friday

by Softdrinksofchoice April 19, 2023

Townie

Townie is a person NOT i repeat NOT related to a chav
a townie is someone who wears normal things (such as jeans normal t-shirt and some jewelery)
Most males will although be more along the lines of chimpanzee than human.wearing tracksuits bottoms from chav central (thats right JJB) and often grunt rather than speak
the females however are normal teenage girls, who are normally wearing natural make up , jeans and t-shirt and look fairly normal doing fairly normal things, chatting speaking about boys etc

Townies say things like
shes proper fit innit!
or you me and my posse outside now innit

by Kezgetz June 24, 2007

Townie

The sacks of dogshit that smell like mad mudbutt who live in your college town.

"hey man, got goosed last night and porked a townie."
"You should probably gobget checked for an STD"

by RaymundoSmokesMid June 21, 2018

Old Towny

An alternative way to describe the Old Town of some historical cities.

Friend: "Look at where I am!"

You: "What a beautiful place; it's very Old Towny"

by AuthenticDefinitions November 22, 2023

Townie

Some absolute goon who hangs around the tescos with his scooter mates scaring nans half to death

usually seen with some adidas or nike manbag
think they’re a roadman or somet then won’t scrap with anyone

“Yo av ya seen are Joe kid?”
“nah lad i eard e’s a propa townie doe, do we wanta go out wiv im?”

by Squatlemur77 October 15, 2020

towny

older men who drink in pups around the town center.

hoggy, treg, billy.

by rachy November 27, 2003

Townie

Adj. can be used as a noun.

Moronic people who live in cities/towns with little to no knowledge of practical life skills. Usually incapable of surviving on their own. Not used to physical labor or outdoors, yet have large egoes and superiority complexes, considering themselves better than non-townies.

word originates in rural southern Illinois.

(townie) "Hey can you tell me where they grow chocolate milk

cows?"

(non-townie) "You dumb ass townie."

by Boxycolt6 September 12, 2011