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Tons

That girl’s so hot, I wanna lick her tons so bad
by Gas_log February 13, 2021
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2 Ton Tammy

Did you see Tyler last night at the bar with that 2 Ton Tammy
by Madam kamay July 5, 2025
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Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.
That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!
by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025
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Crippin-tons

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.
by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025
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Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT

Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT
Ton, tOn, toN, Not, nOt, noT
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
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10 tons navy wrecker

I sure do love a 10 tons navy wrecker

I am currently driving my 10 tons navy wrecker
by ChrisWilders September 19, 2023
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