30 Ton War Machine

(A) A tank. (B) Quite possibly the best band to ever grace the earth with its music. The way this band plays its music will give you happy emotions and make you feel good inside. Once you hear this band you will never feel the need to ever listen to another band again. There really are no words to describe the amazing quality of this band, but if I had to do it in one word the word would be "Boysenberry" because that is my favorite fruit.
Really cool guy: Have you heard that band, 30 Ton War Machine?

Loser: No, are they any good?

Really cool guy: The best! Also, here's that 50 bucks I owe your really hot sister...make sure she gets that, yeah?
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A Ton

When you suddenly leave work without reason and no one notices for two hours
Employer:"Where is the new guy we hired?"
Employee: "he pulled a Ton"
by elle kae September 11, 2020
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Shit Ton

A standardized measurement defined by 1 ton + 3 kg + 1 cm + 1 millisecond + 1 picosecond.
I just had a literal shit ton of thanksgiving food.
by shitte_ton November 24, 2017
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shit ton

equals 23 of any object
i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton
by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009
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Fuck ton of cum

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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ton o alcohol

Copious amounts of alcohol. Lots of alcohol. Term generally used in the southern United States.
Hay babe, how about you run down to the corner store and pick up a ton o alcohol.
by SWEDISH PIMP October 15, 2016
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