Turd tobacco

When the tobacco in someone's cheap cigar smells like a turd.

Oh my God! That cigar that Bruce was smoking smells like it was made with turd tobacco.

by Bob's Valley February 20, 2026

Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted go perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Velveeta "Toba" Cheese: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 8, 2025

《¤》Tobas《¤》toBas《¤》tobaS《¤》

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《¤》Tobas《¤》toBas《¤》tobaS《¤》

by SuchBackSmacker March 13, 2025

The Devils Tobacco

Maryjane, pot, weed, Grass, wet weasel, wacky tobaccie

Gee wilikers Jimmy looks like bobby was caught smoking The Devils Tobacco

by Jewcompany May 3, 2015

Curling oot a toaldy

When you do a massive steamy shite that curls out your arse like a Mr Whipy ice cream

Waitress - Would your friend like to order dessert?

Me - I'm not sure, he's currently in the toilet curling oot a toaldy

by Supersonictittysucker November 18, 2020

Trinidad and Tobago

A republic located in the south coast of the Caribbean in South America. It borders Grenada to the east of it. Languages: English Capital: Port of the Spain Population: 1.399 million (2020)

Trinidad and Tobago is a country in the Caribbean in the south. By where Grenada is, it has a port of Spain there as its capital.

by CentralAnimator June 14, 2022

Aborre I Toaletten

A saying interpreting that there may be a shady or unwanted twist to something that seems all bright at first. Directly translated, it means there's a "perch in the toilet". -Brevqvist

Foolish man (1): -"Yo, you won't believe me when I tell you that an old friend of mine just offered me 20 grams of weed for a miraculous price of 50 dollars!"
Sensible person (2): -"Hmm... I mean, I don't really know man... something feels off about it. 20 grams? 50 bucks? Nah, that just doesn't sound right."
Foolish man (1): -"What are you trying to say? Is it not a good deal?"
Sensible Person (2): "Jag tror att det finns en aborre i toaletten... någonstans."

Företagare 1: -"Jag tror just att jag kan ha hittat en livlina för vårt företag!"
Företagare 2: -Okej, så vad menar du då alltså?"
Företagare 1: -"Häromdagen stötte jag på ett kinesiskt företag via mejl som påstår sig rädda mindre företag från konkurs i utbyte mot det minimala löftet att du använder deras programvara på din hemsida! Det låter som ett suveränt avtal om du frågar mig!"
Företagare 2: -"Sakta i backarna! Det var ett kinesiskt företag, visst?"
Företagare 1: -"Jodå, men... men-"
Företagare 2: -"Då finns det nog en aborre i toaletten..."

by Svearikes Bok Av Uttryck July 22, 2024