by Bonquisha Malloy May 1, 2008

by glupyy November 2, 2019

Kid: Mom can I please have some of that delicious chocolate/hazelnut spread on my toast?
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.
Mom: No you may not. You know that's daddy's butter.
by MM406 November 27, 2016


An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.
I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.
Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.
I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.
by fifthdiamonds September 2, 2018

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above
by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018
