crank to the moon

to tighten a drumhead very very tight.
Dude, I just cranked that snare to the moon and now it sounds amazing!
by findagirlfriendday April 12, 2005
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moon goddess

A person who is really nice and caring, but hot and sexy at the same time. Amazing in bed. Friendly with everyone and loves to hang out with her friends
Abrianna is such a moon goddess
by FxckyouGiovanna July 19, 2014
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moon doggy

This is the ring that sometimes appears around the full moon. It is not an object of any sort, but a visual effect. The appearent radius of the moon doggy is about ten times the diameter of the moon itself. It looks to our eyes like a perfect halo of light surrounding the moon.
Minion: Excuse me Wise One, what is that circle of light surrounding the moon?

Morgan: When there is just the right haze in the sky and the moon is full or nearly so, it is then that the moon doggy may appear.
by Morgezuma June 19, 2005
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Crescent Moon

The act of shitting while in the process of mooning from a moving vehicle.
That dickhead is trying to pass me. Give him a crescent moon.
by Dwight Trash February 28, 2016
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Shooting the moon

In the card game Hearts, shooting the moon is taking all available points.
The game of hearts is scored in a golf sort of way. The lower the score the better. Usually the game is played to 100; when one player reaches one hundred, the game ends. If playing for money, payoff is based on point differential, but it has many variations.
All hearts are worth a point each, and the queen of spades is 13.

So you have one of two objectives in each hand: sluff off as many hearts and the Queen as possible to stay low or ... if you think you have the hand, "shoot the moon" by capturing all the hearts and the queen. If you do, each of your opponents is "assessed" 26 points. (shooting the moon)

It's a great play, but a risky one. A player looking to shoot the moon often gets all but say 1 or 2 points. So instead of his opponents being hit for 26 each, they get zero and you would eat 24 points(if another player had, say, 2 hearts)
by Mongo Gerry March 13, 2010
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Moon Cricket

Derived from the word Moon and Cricket. An African American Male who only perfers to come out and socalize during the evening hours.
Shit, I am not going down that street, there are fucking Moon Crickets everywhere.
by TickleTits May 05, 2004
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moon balloons

a woman's breasts. this term was used by Adam Sandler in the film "I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry".
"look at that girl's big old moon balloons".
by mrs. stiteler September 15, 2008
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