Chris

Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.

Chrissy: Oh man, my boyfriend just cheated on me, and blamed it on me!

Scott: Oh what a Chris!

by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011

Chris

The new face of homosexuality, known best for his humorous videos located on myspace.

Zomfg that Chris guy is soooo funny, don't you think?

by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008

Chris

basically a man thot he is probably a poser skater who hangs out with a bunch of bitches because he’s secretly gay plus she dates a lot of girls and he’s a shorty shopper

everybody hates chris

by nina faye November 15, 2018

Chris

A country boy that is fit and handsome. And has a huge dick
what a guy he so damn hot. Man

What a stud.

Chris : a born to live , born to ride like a cowboy.

by The cool man June 20, 2018

Chris

Chris is a horrible dad. A cheater. Has a little penis. Is a liar. Thinks of only himself. Likes strippers.

Look isnt that Vikki husband at the strip club making out with that stripper Exotic? Just like a Chris.

by CaliforniaStar August 26, 2018

Chris

He's nice and funny, he might seem and but unemotional but he really is quite emotional. He always seems like he is wearing cologne but he isn't. He has really nice hair but has to put gel on it to prevent you from staring. he's comforting even if he isn't there.

Oof guys Chris is here gotta go before I do something embarssing

by Nicompoop Karis October 5, 2018

chris

A fat bitch that sucks Isaiah's massive PENIS and they fuck every night. Isaiah sticks his finger in his dick hole and Isaiah gets a nuke figure and shoves it in his asshole. Isaiah moans as he sticks Chris dick 10 feet in his mouth and digests his donkey Kong dick. That the way Chris want to spend every weekend.

PS YES DADDY

Chris- Isaiah your dick is so huge
Isaiah-Do you want to slowly rub it as i put moisturizer on it
Chris- DADDY

by Ssssssssssssssssssss454 November 17, 2019