A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
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Get the Under Titties mug.A name you call a friend that keeps bucking and neighing when they see you.
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
Acts of bucking and neighing include, but are not limited too:
- speaking profanities/ outlandish words at you that don’t even complete a full sentence, making no sense to anyone including the fuckin titty horse themself. Usually exceeding the normal volume of the normal level of speaking.
-due to drug use, allegedly - they bounce around more than most
-when u come into their sight, they perk their head up and stare at you with a look of eagerness, as though your a cowboy and they are your horsey. They aren’t, don’t worry.
-talk with their hands and arms vividly, wether you, a group, or nobody at all is around them, which makes more sense to you than the sounds coming from their little Titty Horse mouth… that’s the neighing part.
-Laughs followed by a smile and staring at you.. nothing was previously said or lead up to this titty horse moment.
Etc etc
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Chad: Hey nance wanna come over tonight? Iĺl give you a good titty fuck.
Nance: OH YES! CHAD YOU SEXY MAN!
Chad: Here comes big chubby!
Nance: oohohohohohohoh MMMMMMMMMMMM UHUHUHUUUHUH
Chad: im gonna cum!
Nance: OH YES! CHAD YOU SEXY MAN!
Chad: Here comes big chubby!
Nance: oohohohohohohoh MMMMMMMMMMMM UHUHUHUUUHUH
Chad: im gonna cum!
by FaZed_CatNip March 19, 2019
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Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand
12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down
etc etc...
Left titty is the hour hand and right titty is the minute hand
12: 30 ---> left titty pushed up, right titty pushed down
etc etc...
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